Well, at least now we know why Grandma went blind! You’ve barely been alive for five minutes and it’s already the most obvious thing in the world. Well, maybe if you stopped giving each other silly names derived from physical features to perpetuate segregation, you’d start liking each other. “I only managed to talk her down to two goat sacrifices this time.”, “Into the room that says ‘Sexual Torture Dungeon’?”. Well, then, Elise Lowing might like a word with you, since she’s written a whole. The movie’s opening narration is pretty solid on it. 53 Favourites. If this is true, that means that Doc, Rena, and Strongfang are all ''well'' into their second century of life, as was Sharptooth (before the events of the first story, that is). Okay, since I’m feeling like saying it a third time, the Internet must trule have corrupted me. Will Littlefoot’s grandma step on her and crush her? I don’t know why you’re wrong, but you are. That will mean buying two more animals, either camels or ponies. I consider it rather harmless, but that’s precisely what I need. Good one, ma’am, I’m sure your son is going to be a hit with all the dinosaur ladies with that name. Will Chapter 2 get things back on track? Aylene’s charred skeletal remains were found later that day. “I was talking to myself, you annoying brat.”. Cera: I'm also the one who is not going to save you the next time if you run away again!GOT IT!? Want to read more of my mocks? I mean, yeah, there’s dinosaurs and more oxygen and shit, but fundamentally it’s still the same place. A tv-series, 14 games, and just as many movies, of which the latest came out in 2016. 13 Comments. Or the author could just be clueless. Join the Gang and their newcomer on this amazing quest. “Gotta make sure I drown by putting a stone weight around my neck!”. Gabriel Damon as Littlefoot 2. ”And don’t get me started on the weird shit that lives in the ocean... “. I would never have guessed that a long-neck would come out of a long-neck egg. He's the Lone Dinosaur! It’s...it’s the same world, isn’t it? This mock is a bit of a foreign element for me, not only for the fact that this is my first fully shared mock, but for once I’m mocking something that doesn’t have sex scenes in it. She was on a page that talked about a long-necked dinosaur that was called an Apatosaurus. I’ll skip the feminazi joke and go straight on to wishful dinosaur-fucker, if you don’t mind. Let’s get started! Well, that’s your fault for packing all that neutronium. 1. The Land Before Time Boat Adventure Is A Boat Ride In The Great Vally Area Of The Park At That Opened With Universal Studios Detroit And Aslo At Universal Studios Williamsburg And Universal Studios Lake George. Come aboard and find out! He immediately slayed everybody except Aylene to measure his abilities and leave a witness to his carnage. That’s just the author’s old VHS tape of the movie in need of replacement. According to Chomper and Ruby, Red Claw is the biggest and meanest sharptooth of all time. You get a real feel for the far future world in which the Sun has gone out and the Earth is wracked with the aftermath of multiple apocalypses- the death of the Sun, the blasting of the hundred-mile-deep canyon, the eruption of the supernatural and the arrival of monsters. Who would have thought her brother Derek to have had so much blood in him. Don Bluth seems to follow Disney’s example where parents are concerned, huh? Doesn’t this Bambi moment kind of conflict with how Littlefoot is told everyone keeps to their own herd, and the never-before seen feat of the different kids coming together later? (I know the size of ostafrikasaurus is smaller than T rex, but in this OC page it's bigger,longer,and slightly taller than sharptooth. You get a real feel for the far future world in which the Sun has gone out and the Earth is wracked with the aftermath of multiple apocalypses- the death of the Sun, the blasting of the hundred-mile-deep canyon, the eruption of the supernatural and the arrival of monsters. Will she suffocate due to the excessive oxygen the period is known for? “It’s a good thing we have enough food to sustain such a long and arduous journey-wait…”. alene cera chomper ducky littlefoot petrie ruby spike jebens1 eliselowing fanfiction landbeforetime. A güiro. All of us who look up fanfics for a 30 years old movie to find this trash, sure, you got us there, presumptuous dolt. You know from the fanfictions like sharptooth returns and land before time retold.) Next you’ll probably tell me you were born in a different time period than you feel you should have. Because, as we all know, dinosaurs are lame. Well, unsurprisingly, Chapter 2 wasn’t very good either. Quirks, huh? They only told Toy Story 3 once before now, etc., so the full statement would be "Toy Story 1 told for a 4th time, Toy Story 2 told for a 3rd time, and Toy Story 3 told for a 2nd time, "Toy gets lost. Will Ryan as Petrie 3. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’? And some things you eat with your mouth, and some you eat with your eyes, but which is more likely to let your food-wasting son survive, huh? You’d think an origin story like that would produce something, I dunno, not disappointingly cutesy. A child, loved deeply by her parents; the most unconventional couple, the Savior and the pirate. I’ll just try and come to terms with the fact, that I’m reading the beginning of a fanfic saga written by someone who doesn’t know what ‘blowing a raspberry’ is. Littlefoot: No. Weird, right? by ConcernedGamer » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:51 am, Return to “Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit”, Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest, So, any of you guys remember The Land Before Time? What? *Chapter 1*: Chapter 1: Two Worlds The Land Before Time Retold Two Worlds We all know the beloved stories of the Land Before Time. 10/3 c22 ChipmunkOfOz Interesting story. No, wait, here’s a better game. Summary: When 14 year Antonio Crosthwaite has the same dream every night, he meets 14 year old Aylene Carter who gets a stone from her Grandma. a 10 and the ir Retold by Michael Morpurgo Have you ever imagined what would happen if a random, boring human girl got transported back in time to meet the cast and go on adventures with them? They all lived happily in their little town Storybrooke. Will ConcernedGamer and I be able to stay awake long enough to see it? Aren’t atomic clocks these days amazing, folks? That decent Don Bluth movie with the fugly dinosaurs that got a billion sequels over the next thirty years for no particularly good reason, plus a TV show nobody watched? Toy must get back. What about you, AwkwardFerret, what are your thoughts on this thing so far? By which time it had already been thoroughly ruined. Hey, if they’re still making sequels, might as well, right? ”Your training is almost complete, Aylene, but you are not ready yet”, Made cookies, knitted quilts, invaded Poland…. This was a rather progressive commentary on abortions and planned parenthood for its time. For the longest time she thought it was called a Brontosaurus. The Night Land: A Story Retold is a magnificent retelling of a really classic bit of early pulp scifi. TBA. I think Grandma gave Aylene her JO crystal. And that’s the story of how he got the most embarrassing name since ‘Gaylord’. As they say in writing, the first chapter is the most important, and our author has dropped the ball off the Burj Khalifa building. I know it’s early, but I am not impressed by this fanfic by what I’ve seen of it so far. Grandma finally entrusts the family heirloom to Aylene, so that she may one day kill Superman. Here’s The Land Before Time Retold - Chapter 1, Two Worlds. I’m thinking the author went a bit overboard in writing the original material. Until one day, when a new threat appeared, unlike anything they had ever seen before, casting an evil curse over the land. Let’s just hope next time he’ll insult her for breathing. Here’s The Land Before Time Retold - Chapter 1, Two Worlds. Follow/Fav Land Before Time: Time of Great Giving Retold By: Elise Lowing A trio of rival bullies, a drought spreading throughout the Valley, forest fires that threaten to wipe out their home, and now knowing they are carnivores' "most wanted", Littlefoot, Aylene, Cera, Pertie, Ducky, and Spike will need all their courage to overcome the challenges that lie ahead of them. Littlefoot: NotaLone Dinosaur!TheLone Dinosaur! By jebens1 Watch. It first opened With Universal Studios Detriot on Jully 10,2000. and was followed by Williamsburg in February 23rd, 2018. If you are on a personal connection, like at home, you can run an anti-virus scan on your device to make sure it is not infected with malware. Take your pick. Mu is a legendary lost continent.The term was introduced by Augustus Le Plongeon, who used the "Land of Mu" as an alternative name for Atlantis.It was subsequently popularized as an alternative term for the hypothetical land of Lemuria by James Churchward, who asserted that Mu was located in the Pacific Ocean before its destruction. You’d think the development of the thing inside wouldn’t matter much, and would in fact have an inverse effect since random proteins are easier to process than sinew and bones and such, but you’d be wrong. Download books for free. Glad to see you’ve got conviction in your interests, kid. Well, I really must say, I’m not terribly impressed. After that, they had many other adventures, made new friends, and learned life lessons. The fact that they started walking at sunrise, however, meant they would end up back where they started. “And still others you feel with your liver, and a few things with your duodenum…”, “Or, so help me Raptor Jesus, you’ll be the first left behind at the next Sharp Tooth attack.”. 3 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. Especially since none of you dino-term spouting lizards know what a star is. 8/7 c1 Guest Not only is Aylene a sister figure to Littlefoot, she is also a daughter figure to his mother, and Aylene also sees Littlefoot's mother as her mother figure and mentor. Petrie: Me could have tell you that! Cera: What's to know? I’m sure this will in no way be a cop out for Aylene to experience no repercussions at her future absence from her family, no siree. Maybe this parallel dimension business is to dodge the feather issue. Maybe Chapter 3 will save us? Introducing Bulk Slamchest in the role of Derek Lastname! I dunno, man, ever since they started getting feathers they’ve kinda fallen out of fashion. The Land Before Time Retold: Another Human VortexLord. Find books Upon sliding into him, Littlefoot’s entire skeleton shattered to pieces. Will Aylene finally enter the world of dinosaurs? So many invigorating conversations about Carl Gustav XIV, lost out on…. Once upon a time there was a young girl. “If we walk in a straight line long enough we’re bound to find, “Yes, Littlefoot, I saw the Great Valley, and because it was so wonderful, I decided to leave it for the once mediocre and now barren wasteland you see around us.”. Until one day, when a new threat appeared, unlike anything they had ever seen before, casting an evil curse over the land. Candy Huston as Cera 4. Toy Story 1, 2, and 3 retold for a 4th time. The Gang is back! He would then fade from existence alongside the tale, when it would be forgotten. A child, loved deeply by her parents; the most unconventional couple, the Savior and the pirate. “Enough long-necks to carry out the purge of the inferior short-necked ones, in fact.”, And I wish you could convince me no one else, other than this dinosaur in a different dimension from Aylene’s, was having that thought, ever. The Land Before Time retold. • Let’s not dawdle anymore. Kid, leave the philosophy to Max, will ya? I thought it was just the two of them, the hell did they come from? He soon found that walking around on just his hindlegs was trivial, though. So, boys are trivial and uninteresting? Save yours truly, of course! This idea is a meteorite misfire idea for a Land Before Time. Let’s play a game of ‘guess which of these items won’t be relevant for the rest of this fanfic’. Look, I know you are five years old, kid, but you should really consider not being homeschooled if you don’t know the word for your own kind yet. Talk about time dilation. Performance & security by Cloudflare, Please complete the security check to access. What will become of our heroine next time when she discovers the power of her gift? A Narrow Escape. “Gawk at the occasional long-neck hatchings, perhaps, but never play!”. Your IP: 188.8.131.52 We all know the beloved stories of the Land Before Time. Cloudflare Ray ID: 60fb03537f03ffc4 If the party is mounted, these rates can be doubled. Land Before Time Retold is a series of The Land Before Time Fan Fics written by Avatar Emerald, now Elise Lowing. You could end up writing self-insert fanfics with them on the Internet, for instance. Ducky: That is what Cera said; he is a lone dinosaur. Did you know Cleopatra was born closer to the opening of Pizza Hut than the construction of the Great Pyramids? The Land Before Time Retold The rumble of the car on the gravel road jostled Aylene a little as she read her dinosaur guidebook. I mean, who won’t benefit from travelling to a dimension without modern benefits, safety and no humans to interact with? Garden slugs is where it’s at. by AwkwardFerret » Tue May 08, 2018 10:20 pm, Post Wait, they’ve got a whole herd with them? And that reason is called the death of subtlety. But now, they have new challenges to face. The Story Retold: A Biblical-Theological Introduction to the New Testament | G. K. Beale, Benjamin L. Gladd | download | Z-Library. Why yes, author, I would rather be reading a Zelda crossover than this, how did you know? Or maybe we’ve been in Germany all along? I think we’ve just been treated to the first ever ‘Yo mama so fat’ joke in existence. Oh woe is you, you have the outcast loner syndrome, pandering to any reader feeling a bit sore in the ol’ social attachments. Use the dinosaurs as household appliances and drive in foot-powered cars? How five young dinosaurs forged a friendship and braved the wilderness back to the ones they love. This is my design of Land Before Time retold, with some additional characters. He tells … Well, you guys didn’t think we’d just leave it at one chapter, did you? It looked like just a old neckless. Guess whose name won’t ever be mentioned outside of this chapter. The franchise oddly enough won’t follow the example set by the dinosaurs and go extinct. “I’m a teenage boy off from school, so I spend all day jerking off.”. Eat the leaf like your mother told you to, so you survive your journey! During conversations about #MeToo, I find myself thinking often about time, perhaps most directly because the call of #MeToo was answered in 2018 by #TimesUp.This subsequent movement had its own share of problems, from questions about individual actors to pertinent criticism of Hollywood’s celebrity machine. • Post Littlefoot: I think I know who Doc is! I mean, practically none of them line up and we are as close to Ducky in years as Littlefoot is. for Land Before Time Retold. Yeah, unless you also buried grandma, I don’t see how you’ve done more than a day’s worth of activities, Rambo. Their boxes had been made from recycled cardboard and tinfoil, just to hammer in who the Mary Sue in this story was. I’m sorry, was that supposed to be a discrediting nickname? And with Awkward Ferret inviting me to join up in taking this thing on, how could I say no? If you are at an office or shared network, you can ask the network administrator to run a scan across the network looking for misconfigured or infected devices. Shouldn't that be "Toy Story 1 told for a 4th time."? Wait, this doesn’t have sex in it, right? Clearly she should have considered keeping a low profile when attending Creationist High. Everyone knows what they say about dinosaurs with little feet. 8/29 c14 Guest I am in tears right now great chapter. The attraction's music was composed by James Horner (who did the music for the original Land Before Time) in 1998, Universal sued Disney for $64 million, claiming that the attraction, Countdown to Extinction (now known as Dinosaur) in Disney's Animal Kingdom copied ideas from Journey Through The Land Before Time. I’m trying to imagine that color but my brain refuses to conceptualize something so ugly. Red Claw is aggressive, angry, vicious and mean and he likes to chase and try and kill other dinosaurs. The official community for the only anime site worth a damn! Judith Barsi as Ducky “Of the closet. Surely, this will provide sustenance to an enormous three-horned beast! I think Happyfeet here is a bit of a slow dino. While not intended at such, delays were put on this joint effort, but now we’re back on it, ready to take on this Don Bluth plagiarising snooze fest. When in fact, it was her uncle’s half-cousin’s stepson. Will things finally actually happen? An important enough event to get capitalized. Supposedly the author kept going on with injecting this self-insert Mary Sue, Aylene, into the sequels, so cheering on a Sharptooth in the hopes that we’ll be rid of the already atrociously bland main character would be a wasted hope. The series adapts the film series, but with a twist: a human girl named Aylene ends up transported to the world that Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, Ducky, and Spike inhabit, and becomes good friends with them, going on numerous adventures with them. Personality:head strong,compassionate,caring,outspoken,aggressive,protective,supportive, mighty,intimidating,motherly,adventurous. Yes, ‘tis I. He's a squinty-eyed old Longneck with no friends. Awful manners to be playing with your food. when love and friendship were renewed, a time to celebrate with their young King all their achievements and their great and good purpose: to bring peace to the land, and make of it a kingdom as near to a heaven on earth as had never before been achieved in Britain, or in any other land, come to that. Follow this link to my webpage. The dinosaurs from "The Land Before Time" movies go on another sing-along adventure. Land Before Time: Time of Great Giving Retold. Suddenly, he sees a Swimming Sharptooth, and jumps up to the surface, quickly clinging onto Cera's nose horn. Good thing, otherwise she’ll discover grandma merely gave her an old bath bomb. Well that’s a relief. I guess this is what passes for entertainment in the Trijuracretaceous period. The Night Land: A Story Retold is a magnificent retelling of a really classic bit of early pulp scifi. That’s not relevant, but it’s a lot more interesting than some random girl reading kiddie books about dinosaurs. Something not slathered in lust and pure ego-stroking wish-fulfilment through the lemons I’m encountering in my current mocks. Come aboard and find out! Still fresh off his high from imagining pulling pigtails, her brother was ready to let the readers know that he was not supposed to be likeable. Dammit, woman, she’s dressed for the trip already, do you expect her to put on makeup, too? Are you sure they aren’t just mentally lamenting the broken hearts and failed promises, when Miss Long-neck stood up Mr. Three-horn at the great Paleo Ball during their mesozoic years? This Earth, before everything else. Come on, you’re all thinking it, too. Toy meets new toys. They all lived happily in their little town Storybrooke. Might as well put a few Ewoks in there, since the author already thinks this is a place far, far away. 5K Views. “The power of my Stand, 「Bull’s Eye」, allows me to hit any target!”. Look, once again I stand behind some new elements and ideas while maintaining the platform of the OGs and what makes Dinosaurs so amazing if executed right, however just to get these logical thoughts to everyone, humans in the retelling films would be a huge mistake and I just can't get behind this idea. No way. According to the module, 3 squares an hour is the normal walking rate, 2 squares per hour in the forest, or 1 square per hour in the fens. What kid doesn’t like dinosaurs?! Please enable Cookies and reload the page. I hope Rebecca was okay with Aylene’s dramatic expositional staring and name-murmuring quirk over photos she specifically brings along with her to look at every day. You don’t? Hello, character whose purpose was to die in this movie. Well, that should just about cover the first, astonishingly boring chapter! But Grandma, you’ve been blind for fifteen years. He rolled through death and wild rivers before he was even born. There’s an MHA joke in here somewhere…. Are you sure other kids aren’t just making fun of you because you swim in hiking sandals? I doubt it, frankly, but you never know. Wait, can Littlefoot shrug? Genesis 3 New International Version (NIV) The Fall. As far as world-jumping goes, at least in a post-apocalypse I can hope to still use a toilet bowl. The Land Before Time Coloring Book: Great 25 Illustrations for Kids (2020) Leon Books. An alternate spin on the widely beloved movie series, "Land Before Time Retold" is a story of adventure, friendship, family, courage, trust, understanding, perseverance, and forgiveness. She’s all alone stroking an object with a smooth texture and subtle ridges. “No shit, who else did you think it belonged to, the Pope?”. Completing the CAPTCHA proves you are a human and gives you temporary access to the web property. You homo.”. Anyway, Land Before Time Retold is seemingly your run-of-the-mill Mary Sue self-insert fanfic, unashamedly riding the canon railroad with a meaningless ‘original’ character wedged in edgewise. Once upon a time there was a young girl. “Once there, you can shank each other in the throat for all I care, these seats are brand new.”. Something that’s kind of inaccurate today, but maybe this guidebook is also trying to patch up the several million year gaps between all the characters’ species the movie ignored. I’m with her, nothing in this chapter has been that funny. I feel like we’re fifty years too late for a better fanfic, where Grandma used the stone to go into a dimension with a bit more intrigue and excitement than ‘Oregon Trails: Dinosaur Edition’. Petrie is sent under the water back and forth by Spike trying to eat a leaf off the branch he was perched on, and the final time the Flyer goes under the water, he looks around. I would have worn that as a badge of honor. The first chapter is mostly just clumsy exposition, transparently obvious setups for various plot devices, and a handful of scenes copied straight from the movie so directly you could probably use it as the actual script. Then you will have to march 2.5 squares to the west, before reaching the caves. * ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: It's revealed by Doc that he and Elaine fought Sharptooth, but then Elaine vanished for a hundred years (her Time Stone stopped working). This repeated a dozen more times, Littlefoot watching in fascination as the brain damage became permanent. She didn’t want to see the shapes, but she did. All of us who look up fanfics for a 30 years old movie to find this trash, sure, you got us there, presumptuous dolt. Please tell me it doesn’t. He first appears when Littlefoot, Petrie, Cera, Ducky and Spike are riding a log across the Big Water to try to get back to the shore on the mainland. Just seconds later, Grandma perished when the arrow pierced her heart.